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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth
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From: Father Terrence5/11/2006 9:58:31 PM
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Governments Issues Edict to Protect Six Endangered Flies

These flies are now on the government's endangered list:

Algore fly: a droll, slow moving, slow-witted fly, easy to swat because it is as stiff as balsa wood.

Tedkennedy fly: vomits all over its food before it eats.

Harryreid fly: a species from California that invaded Nevada. It's a rare, chameleon-type fly that changes its mind habitually.

Hillaryclinton fly: it takes a village to raise the larvae of this rather ugly-looking fly.

Johnkerry fly: unique fly in that it looks like a Vietnam vet but buzzes like a 1960s radical.

Howardean fly: a loud brash fly that is almost extinct as most people can't stand it around.
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