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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.
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To: Joe Copia who wrote (65583)9/29/2000 5:07:05 PM
From: lindao  Read Replies (4) of 150070
 
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOUSE
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was
quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if
a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of
mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before
proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the
mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal
procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls
can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using
the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However,
excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each
replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer
satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of
removing these necessary items."

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Linda
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