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Bob,
As you brought it up, a bit of Jewish humor from one wiser
then I. Story is called: CIRCUMSISIONAL EVIDENCE
A young Talmudic scholar left Minsk and went to America.
After many years he returned to the old country.
His aged mother could hardly recognize him.
He was dressed in the very latest fashion.
"Where is your beard?" his mother asked, aghast.
"Nobody wears a beard in America."
"But at least you keep the Sabbath?"
"In America almost everybody works on the Sabbath."
The old woman sighed.
"And how is it with the food?" she asked hopefully.
"Ah, mama," answered the son, apologetically,
"it's to much trouble to be kosher in America."
The old mother hesitated. Then, in a confidential voice,
she whispered, "Tell your old mother, son - are you still
circumcised?"
Best wishes to all,
Skane |
