Don't know who penned this little ditty but it is cute and
has a certain ring of truth. (Hat tip to Andrew N. Cothran)
Kerry, Kerry, quite Contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
but overlooked Karl Rove!
You padded the vote, with even a goat,
and lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
fell short on the ultimate tally!!
With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
and labeled the Prez a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Fahrenheit" screened,
and Teddy belched deep from the mire!!
The "Media" said, that you were ahead,
and winning by you was a cinch!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
and crown you and the pickle-wench.
But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong,"
Your past had the stench of a "paddy".
After all's said and done, about who's Number One,
GW is still yo Daddy!
Author Unknown |
