To All:
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
DEMON: Why so glum, chum?
GUY: What do you think? I'm in hell!
DEMON: Hell's not so bad. We actually have alot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
GUY: Sure I love to drink!
DEMON: Well, you gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, Wine coolers, Diet tab.... We drink till we throw up, then we drink some more.
GUY: Gee, that sounds great!
DEMON: You a smoker?
GUY: You better believe it!
DEMON: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer it's okay ...... You're already dead.
GUY: Golly!
DEMON: I bet you like to gamble.
GUY: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
DEMON: Good because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horses, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
GUY: Gosh, I never played pai gow before.
DEMON: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
GUY: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean.......
DEMON: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.
GUY: Neat! I never realized that Hell was such a swingin' place.
DEMON: You gay?
GUY: Uh, ..........no!
DEMON: Oooooooooooooooooooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.
p.s. Sorry if this offended anyone. My deepest apologies. |
