"My dear Muffy ....", Bugs began.
The rest of his comments were drowned out by the sound of a black Huey helicopter hovering above. Painted on the side was the logo of Bugs' arch-enemy, "Black Corporation".
Muffy tried to hear what Bugs was saying, but to no avail. The helicopter's engines were too loud.
Bugs, frustrated at yet another interruption, looked up at the helicopter just as two men in black uniforms pushed something out of the side door. The parachute opened immediately, and the cargo drifted silently to earth.
The 8' x 16' crate landed in the shallow end of the pool, which had already been vacated by the dozen or so scantily clad young ladies. Apparently this was a frequent occurrence here, as none of the clientele of this plush establishment seemed surprised.
Bugs, being the ever vigilant super-hero he was, watched the chopper fly over the hill he had recently climbed. Silence returned! Bugs could finally continue his discussion with Muffy ... but only AFTER his curiosity with the current situation was satisfied. Muffy just rolled her eyes, knowing full well that Bugs couldn't let this aberration from what seemed like normal daily activities simply pass on by. He had to get involved. He had to determine whether or not this was a threat to those surrounding him. After all, Bugs was, as everybody knows, OUR HERO!
Bugs just HAD to know what this was all about. Especially since the helicopter belonged to the Black Corporation ...
"That's something you don't see every day", said Bugs, as the crate settled on the bottom of the pool and one of its sides burst open to reveal ... |
