Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then all of a sudden the wife stops and
says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says, "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen
tonight, and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes his wife shopping at a
big department store. He walks around and has her try on
three very expensive outfits, and then tells his wife,
"We'll take all three of them."
Then he goes over to the Shoes Dept. and gets matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to the Jewelry Dept.
and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited
(she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not
care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis, but OK
if you like it then lets get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, lets
go to the cash register."
The husband says, "No, no, no, honey we're not going to
BUY all this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank.
"No honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Wife's face gets really red, and she is about to explode.
Just then the husband says, "You must not be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man!" |
