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To: energyplay who wrote (67944)11/9/2010 3:24:46 PM
From: Joseph Silent   of 218935
 
It's all Obama's fault .......

according to Palin and Tea Party news sources. Currently on a conveniently timed expedition to India, he has had enough time to swim from Madras, via the Bay of Bengal, to the coast of California, accompanied by bands of weaponized Islamic terrorists who joined the swimming convoy from various secret jumping-off points, including HK, Indonesia and the Phillipines.

Authorities claim that the missile was launched manually from underwater, aided by the detonation of hundreds of ALQ martyrs in search of promised virgins. Through some oversight, the missile was pointed in the wrong direction when it was launched, and moved away from the California coast instead of toward the mainland. Had the ALQ engineers remembered that their terrorist laity are forbidden from doing any kind of breast stroke under-water, their plan would likely have succeeded. Forced to do a back stroke at the last minute by the lead mullah, they inadvertently flipped the missile around.

Of great concern to this reporter is the expected shortage of heavenly virgins for the daring young laity of other religions as such conflicts persist and grow. The G20 proposes to address the maid imbalance in Seoul, Korea, later this week.
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