This is not a SPAM - in fact SPAM might be this company's best friend.
saw this message on another board and it made me chuckle. Hope you all enjoy it also.
diclerco.....check out ANUS!!!!
by: greentank (34/M/Chicago) 5649 of 5652
Be sure to jot down ANUS!!! I just got off the phone with Hugh Janus, the CEO of ANUS, who is in Hong
Kong to ink a deal to the exclusive rights to produce and manufacture official POKEMON homorrhoidal
cream. Take a look at what KIDE and GRIN have done thanks to POKEMON deals. ANUS is in a much
better situation than those other guys as they market a product who's outside package appeals to the kids,
while the content appeals to their parents! ANUS is about to EXPLODE!
The cream will come in two strengths - Pikachu for mild flare ups and Charizard strength as that last resort
before laser surgery. GRANDPARENTS LOVE IT TOO!!!! The adults use the product, and the kids love
to collect the spent tubes, eliminating waste! Even environmentalists love ANUS because it is green. Trust
me, ANUS is ready for a HUGE RUN!!!
ANUS products will be found in stores such as Wallgreens, Osco, and will also be available through
INTERNET prescription pharmacies. Yes folks, I said INTERNET!!!! Besides POKEMON, ANUS has
major licensing deals with the AMA, the Polyp Research Institute, Chilis and Taco Bell, to name a few. Also,
the American Proctologist Asociation is very interested in the POKEMON name, and is probing ANUS for
their interest in a joint venture.
If you haven't already gotten wind of ANUS, now is your chance to jump on it. Check out ANUS pronto! I
getting as much ANUS as I can, and I suggest you get yourselves as far into ANUS your personal situation
allows....Be long in ANUS and you will thank me later!!! |
