If Dr. Seuss had been President Clinton's lawyer,
> > > >>deposition might have read something like this:
> > > >>I did not do it in a car
> > > >>I did not do it in a bar
> > > >>I did not do it in the dark
> > > >>I did not do it in the park
> > > >>I did not do it on a date
> > > >>I did not ever fornicate
> > > >>I did not do it at a dance
> > > >>I did not do it in her pants
> > > >>I did not get beyond first base
> > > >>I did not do it in her face
> > > >>I never did it in a bed
> > > >>If you think that, you've been misled
> > > >>I did not do it with a groan
> > > >>I did not do it on the phone
> > > >>I did not cause her dress to stain
> > > >>While talking to Saddam Hussein
> > > >>I did not do it with a whip
> > > >>I did not fondle Linda Tripp
> > > >>I never acted really silly
> > > >>With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
> > > >>There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher
> > > >>I chased her round, but could not catch her
> > > >>No kinky stuff, not on your life
> > > >>I would not, could not, with my wife
> > > >>Now, that Miss Flowers' tale of woes
> > > >>Was paid for by my right-wing foes
> > > >>And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers
> > > >>Are just a bunch of party poopers
> > > >>I did not ask my friends to lie
> > > >>And then just hang them out to dry
> > > >>I did not do it last November
> > > >>And if I did, I don't remember
> > > >>I did not do it in the hall
> > > >>I could have, but I don't recall
> > > >>There was no sex at Arlington
> > > >>There was no sex on Air Force One
> > > >>I might have copped a little feel
> > > >>And then endeavored to conceal
> > > >>But never did these things so lewd
> > > >>At least not ever in the nude
> > > >>These things to which I have confessed
> > > >>They do not count if we stayed dressed
> > > >>I never used that big cigar
> > > >>You must believe me, Mr. Starr
> > > >>I did not know this little sin
> > > >>Would be retold on CNN
> > > >>I broke some rules my mama taught me
> > > >>I tried to hide, but now you've caught me
> > > >>But I implore, I do beseech
> > > >>Do not condemn, Do not impeach
> > > >>I might have got a little tail
> > > >>But never, ever did I inhale |
