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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices
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To: longnshort who wrote (701525)2/28/2013 12:08:56 PM
From: FJB   of 1577321
 
WASHINGTON, DC - Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month. Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office.

Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. "That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway, and not worth the paper it's written on," he noted.

Continuing, he concluded, "And there's no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan."

Further questions should be directed to the Obama Papal Campaign H.Q.: Abdul Azeem-Aziz Khan Dibb, Campaign Manager.
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