Be sure to also read the "Hankisms" site. There are variations of the story for other religions besides Christian fundamentalism. For example:
Catholicism - Hank will give you a million dollars when you
leave town, if He feels like it. We think that if you kiss His
ass you're more likely to get the million, but it's completely
up to him. Oh, and He might kick the shit out of you before
He gives you the million dollars. If you want to help other
people kiss Hanks Ass, you are not allowed to eat wieners, not
even in a bun. Don't ask us why, we just know it. Oh, Karl has
Hank's phone number, so nobody is allowed to question
Karl's decisions, no matter how strange they may seem. By
the way, we have old, elaborate buildings that you can use to
kiss Hank's ass.
Buddhism - Hank left a million dollars in your house. You
can find the million dollars, but only if you forget that it is in
your house.
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