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To: Natedog who wrote (7259)7/17/1999 12:34:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners   of 12754
 
'Tard Robs Store: Nasty Nathanc Nabbed

After Ferd and Praline Nathanc stopped at a convenience store near their
home in Northport, AK, Ferd was leaving the store when the couple's
41-year-old son Nasty rushed in past him. The father thought the son was
hurrying to go to the bathroom per his usual habit, but then the mother looked in and saw him
brandishing a knife behind the counter. Next, he ran out, got into his truck
and drove off. The couple waited for police to arrive and told them what had
happened. Sgt. Kevin Leibittome said it was uncertain whether the man realized his
parents were at the store, explaining, "He was apparently so concentrated on
what he was doing that he didn't notice them." Meanwhile, Nasty Nathanc's
getaway car broke down. He called his parents for help, but they told him
what they had seen and urged him to surrender to police.

Nasty uttered a few choice words and then screamed,'it's all your fault! you were nasty parents!! and you let DSGumby mold me into the cheese I am today!!'

Nasty was captured, strait-jacketed, and now spends his time designing web sites with crayolas, drooling, and letting mumblers rip against the rubber cushions in his cell.
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