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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7329)	7/20/1999 12:23:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	of 12754

DSGumby Transportation Almost Escapes Police Shoot Monster Rat FRANKFART (Rooters) - German police killed a dog-sized rat which attacked a 59-year-old man outside his home near Frankfart, Bild newspaper reported Monday. The mass-selling tabloid quoted police as saying the half meter (20 inch)-long rat was as vicious as a fighting dog and as big as a dachshund. It also wore a small riding saddle with pieces of a pink tutu still visible in the traces. It said the rodent's intended victim, identified only as Nasty N., heard something rustling in a bush and then a sharp hissing. He turned around and saw the rat, ready to pounce at him. ''I was rigid with fear,'' said Nasty, aka Horst Wessel. ''I just had time to grab a wooden plank to fend it off.'' The rat sank its teeth into the plank and Nasty/Horst ran inside his cardboard hovel to call the police. Officers tried to grab the animal with thick gloves but it attacked them so they shot it, carved it up and decided to hold a banquet in honor of all informants.

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