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To: shane forbes who wrote (7370)10/23/1997 11:14:00 PM
From: shane forbes   of 25814
 
After today's pasting - laugh and smile a little:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the
sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

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Buffet bought bonds recently... He is looking real good on a day like today.
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