Appeals Court Rules That Obamacare Slut Pills Are Unnecessary, Burdensome, And Mean To People Who Don’t Understand Jesus
by Kaili Joy Gray
Hey, whores, good news! You know how we’ve all had a major case of the sads ever since President Obama started personally force-feeding slut pills down our throats and infamying America like 9/11 and Pearl Harbor? Thankfully, the D.C. Court of Appeals has ruled that we don’t need no stinkin’ ladyparts health care after all, at least not if our employers believe the Bible says — you know, somewhere in there, between the part about burning the gays and Second Amendmenting socialism — that ladyparts health care makes Jesus cry.
A federal appeals court struck a blow to the Obama administration by siding with religious business owners who oppose a requirement that they provide their employees health insurance that covers birth control.
The D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday ruled that the controversial ObamaCare requirement is neither necessary to protect women’s rights or to uphold the integrity of the broader healthcare reform law.
Requiring companies to cover their employees’ contraception, the court ruled, is unduly burdensome for religious business owners, even if they are not purchasing the contraception directly.
Great point! Clearly health care for ladyparts is not necessary, at least not for people who don’t have ladyparts, and really, aren’t those the people all of our laws are designed to protect? And really, what could be more burdensome to a business than forcing it to allow its employees to use their health insurance for, like, their health? Just look at the burden the Giraldi brothers, owners of Freshway Foods, have endured by having to file a lawsuit to protect their right to really, really, really not like ladyparts health care!
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