1)  Disregard facts.
2)  Convince everyone to buy/sell, using any methods you think might work, be creative.
3)  Talk to yourself often using different ID's
4)  Don't read, type.
5)  Make stuff up as you go along, the more outrageous the better.
6)  Learn to identify all varieties of Evil Canadian
7)  Claim to be an MM
8)  Claim to be a small investor
9)  Claim to own many shares
10) Claim to own no shares