After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband
about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth
time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell
her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's
you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
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Q. Are birth control pills tax deductible?
A. Only if they don't work.
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