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Pastimes : Humangs Against Gravity!!!

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To: Hoatzin who started this subject10/5/2001 5:08:41 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) of 142
 
Watson, what do you make of this? I found it in the trash in my cOUSIN's quarters.

From Ambassador Kluraag
Supreme Council
By the Appendage of:
Sna - son of Narn and Narthbaav
Chief Financial Personage
Sector 110-642-982

For Immediate Release to:
All Calm Warriors and:
All Entities Concerned:

PSINet Disturbances on Planet 3245A3958

It has come to the attention of the Supreme Council that disturbances on Planet 3245A3958 have threatened to cause a Level 9 Alert. Article 23 of the System of Civilized Behavior states in part; “…when such disturbances appear on a Level 9 PSINet Future Conclusion Matrix Report, they may be addressed and neutralized by the reigning Chief Financial Personage for that Sector.”

The last time a Level 9 Alert was triggered in this sector, it was the neighboring planet to 3425A3958. A search of the results is unnecessary to any of you who are familiar with the solar system involved. While the resort on the moon of the ringed planet of that system would be a pro forma loss of almost one percent for the current report, its value would be cancelled out by law if the Alert goes to Level 5 and the system becomes unstable. While this would result in all the beings becoming weightless, I am pleased to report that your efforts at stabilization of the PSINet appear to have been successful for the time being.

We wish continued utilization of your powers and a safe and pleasant Alert Final Report.

The representatives of Flamfoozy are specifically thanked for their diligence in this matter.

Report any further variances to me.

Return to your Work Stations.

Ambassador Kluraag
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