Do you mean to say that Hyperbole is war by other means?
Why of course not Sergio! Whatever would make you say such a thing?
I grant you. There may have been just a pinch of exaggeration in item #3; but, what's Hyperbole without a touch of excess!? Oh there may have been a FRAMian* slip in there somewhere, but you can't hold me responsible for that. I swear to you, the thought of "War" never crossed my bird brain in that post.<vbg>
As to my current status, I'm afraid I must report some degree of claustrophobia. It seems that some Bruin has snatched me out of my tree and dragged me into a place of subterranean recession. ...I am not quite sure where it is, but the location is clearly well below the 200 day moving average.
Fortunately, I managed to lay a trail of FRAM* as I was being hauled away. The grizzly creature paid it no heed of course on account of its very low power requirements. But as soon as he falls asleep, I will be able to follow the trail and break out of his darkened niche and back to my tree, albeit, on a much higher branch I hope.
I have tried to suggest that my fellow Mom & Pops would be well advised to come with me, but they have grown accustomed to the darkness. They seem content to remain with the Bear and they're having great fun betting on who it will eat next. ...I blame this on Ray Kroc, Sterling Moss, and Mdm. Cleo. The "professional" explanation on the Street seems to be steroid abuse at the Fed and Treasury. But that can't be true, because I see those two in the Drive-Thru all the time. Go figure.<vbg>
So, how have things been with you?
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*Note to "Noters" - Don't forget to include your comparative ethics ratings on this "bear" faced "trickery." The Mom & Pops for whom reading is not fun will need them for the pop quiz on Tuesday.<Hoo Hoo> |
