DIPY:
Welcome back from your R & R this past weekend. I hope you had time
to think about your stingers & zingers,
ruminate on your Pings & Dings,
talk to your punky & funky friends in Bangalore - BJP, VHP, RSS, are all after your funky, punky friends in India -
ride on a moke while smoking a philip Morris,
curse BJP while eating JILEBI,
sit on ROYAL SLOAN -toilet seat- while reading vitriolic treatise on BJP,
dance cha-cha-cha around dog dos on suburban streets,
fired a shot when U saw an upstate NY sign "DELHI",
read your tattered aerogrammes from your puttering friends,
laughed at a (passing) Longot Monkey,
went to the zoo only to find Longot monkeys screeching at U,
ate BJP burgers, VHP fries, and RSS orange juice,
pulled the knickers off RSS cadet,
splashed red paint on Saffron Sadhus,
renamed INDIA COFFEE HOUSE into INDIA SHIT HOUSE
hanged MF Husain's painting in White House |
