NOTICE
FROM
The SI Department of Cyber Civil Engineering
This Site (hereinafter referred to as "Feelies") is hereby CONDEMNED due to excessive levels of toxicity in posts, exceeding all relevant EPA part per million standards for vituperation, tedium ad nauseum, obloquy, prickliness, snarling, ya mudda-ing, and chest beating. Specific ppm counts available upon request only if accompanied by a Request For Information fee of one hundred dollars payable in lucre or digital gift certificates usable on wine.com.
All Inhabitants shall vacate the virtual premises by Sunday, 11 June 2000, at 2:15 pm (when I leave for Cairo) or be subject to the most hair raising and blood curdling penalties imaginable, including, but certainly not limited to, reading aloud post by post and line by line the entire unexpurgated contents of "Feelies" from the date of its inception, being, 28 July 1996. |
