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To: profile_14 who wrote (83150)7/1/2000 9:53:49 PM
From: Andreas  Read Replies (1) of 97611
 
Lane is on the fast Lane!!

Herr Lane, the recently departed president of Oracle, is rumored to have accepted a position at comporkrinds, (world's largest pork slaughterhouse). Although it has not been totally confirmed, informed sources have disclosed that Lane (aka "Pain is the way to fame Lane") will head cpq's cost cutting efforts by personally terminating MC. Lane, while shopping at a gay boutique in London's soho district, apparently was overhead stating; "I ain't got no shame; I don't feel no pain, MC's gotta go 'cause he's so darn lame".
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