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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Globalstar Telecommunications Limited GSAT
GSAT 69.06-5.5%3:59 PM EST

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To: David Wiggins who wrote (8374)11/16/1999 9:04:00 AM
From: Sawtooth   of 29987
 
***********Faux Breaking News**************

The faux news channel reports that a group of investors and potential customers visited the corporate offices to try and obtain information about the stealth rollout and discovered a sign on the front door that said, "Service start will take place - tomorrow". A panhandler nearby said that the same sign had been in place for several months.

Security guards opened the doors to find that everyone in the building had been wrapped in cocoons made from the skin of hagfish, dipped in wax and suspended from the ceiling; eerily reminiscent of a recent X-Files episode.

Upon release from the cocoons, all occupants appeared to be in fine condition but slightly disoriented. "Have we hit the one-million subscriber mark?", inquired a man identified only as "Bernie". Hearing the answer, he replied, "Folks; we have some work to do. But first, someone update that sign out front!"

(Update at 11:30 Eastern) ; )

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