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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
EXSO 0.00010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST

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To: Harold Feller who wrote (833)11/26/1998 8:37:00 AM
From: WEBNATURAL  Read Replies (2) of 1568
 
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I'm passin' it on!
HIC!
FRUITCAKE

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
2 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to taste for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Take an electric mixer, and beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay, cry another tup.
Turn off the mixer.
Break two legs and add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice, and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.
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