Yeah, if he has never stayed in India! Duh! How totally pathetic! So, Tricky Dick, just give up
your ridiculous exercise and at least try defending your point of view instead.
You are calling me NIXON:
Double Whammy and Nurses in Stitches
Francis K checked his wife Frances in to the hospital for delivery of their infant. A bouncy, beautiful nice and pink baby boy was born weighing 8 lbs. Francis dozed off in his wife?s hospital bed. The operating room staff came in and zonked Francis with a sedative injection and took him to the operating room. When he woke up, he felt sore from surgery, and asked the nurses as to what happened to him. He was told that he had a circumcision done on him and a signed consent form with his signature was shown to him as an authorization for surgery. In the mean time the baby was missing from the crib, while his wife was taking a long shower. The father went to the nursing station, wondering whether the baby was being bottle-fed by the nurses. The nurses told the father that the baby was discharged home with the adoptive parents by the last name Francis. The administration offered to restore his foreskin to its original place at no cost , recover & do the circumcision on the baby and forgive all the hospital charges. Francis decided not to sue the hospital, because he was the hospital?s defense lawyer. At the annual Christmas party that year , the nurses were in stitches, WHEN THEY SAW THE DEFENSE LAWYER, who had surgically reimplanted skin.
NURSES in STITCHES
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor
surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to
see how the guy was doing.
His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the
room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his
pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the
attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."
"I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a
little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required
twenty-seven stitches." |
