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To: TobagoJack who wrote (85829)1/12/2012 10:58:25 PM
From: Joseph Silent1 Recommendation   of 218179
 
Some English and History exam answers (for real).

Notes on

Explorers: Sir Walter Raleigh invented cigarettes, and Sir Frances Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

Gravity: was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.

Egypt: The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They traveled by Camelot. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. David was a Hebrew king who fought the Philatelists. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

During the Renaissance: Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. The painter Donatello's interest in the female nude made him the father of the Renaissance.

The English: Queen Elizabeth's navy defeated the Spanish Armadillo. William Shakespeare wrote about Romeo and Juliet, a romantic couplet. Miguel Cervantes wrote ``Donkey Hote.'' John Milton wrote ``Paradise Lost.'' Then his wife died and he wrote ``Paradise Regained.''

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