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To: freeus who wrote (8586)10/18/2000 3:43:51 PM
From: DepyDog  Read Replies (1) of 65232
 
A lil humor to get thru the day. :-)
"What's the idea of calling in sick yesterday?"
"I was sick."
"You didn't look sick when I saw you at the racetrack."
"You should have seen me after the sixth race."

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was
engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad
here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season
ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his
magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a
season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
"Season's more than half over," he said.
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