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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Arnie Doolittle who wrote (8661)2/11/1999 1:53:00 PM
From: Frank Buck   of 62554
 
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist:

"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, ....

"Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."

The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."

The next day the guy wearily walks into the same pharmacy, goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man sheepishly asks the pharmacist, "Please... gimme a bottle of Ben Gay."

The concerned pharmacist replies,"You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"

The man says, "Heck no... it's for my arms,..... the girls didn't show up!!

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