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A young playboy took a blind date named Ewwen to an amusement park.
They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she
seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed,". Ewwen said.
So the young man took her over to the weight guesser.
"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some
popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
He really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and
using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took Ewwen home.
Ewwen's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked,
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said Ewwen.
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