President George W. Bush called Prime
Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest condom factory as exploded," the American President cried. My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!"
George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy
to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you,"
replied the Prime Minister.
I do need your help," said Bush. "Could
you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us
over?"
"Certainment! I will get on hit right
haway," said Jean. Oh, and one small favour, please?" said
President Bush.
Oui?"
Could the condoms be red, white and blue,
and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?"
asked Bush.
"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister,
and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of
Trojan. "I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000
condoms right haway, and sen'dem to Hamerica."
"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
Jean says "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be
rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches wide.
"That's easily done. Anything else?"
"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem;
MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL.
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