Blonde Joke
A blonde, wanted to earn some money, decided to hire herself
out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much do you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that
she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch
goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on it.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached in his pocked for the $50
and gave it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added "that's not a
Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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