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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Zencone who wrote (9301)4/15/1999 10:55:00 PM
From: chuber   of 62554
 
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband exclaimed "Hey
honey you sure are getting fat. Your butt is really
getting huge. I bet it is as big as the gas grill by now."

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick,
measured the grill, then measured his wife's butt.

"Yep, he said. Just what I thought, just about the same size."

The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening
alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the
rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife
and said "How about a little lovemaking?" The wife
rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big
ass grill just for one little weenie, do you?"
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