On the Golf Course
A man had just finished a putt and reached in the hole to
get his ball, but
pulled out a leprechaun! "Sure, and ye have me," cried the
leprechaun." And
if you let me go, for yer tribble, I'll give ye three
wishes!"
"Thank you," said the man. "I don't really need anything, so
I'll pass on
the wishes." He let the leprechaun go, and went off to
finish his game.
The leprechaun was dumbfounded. Who had ever heard of such a
thing? He sat
on a pebble and thought to himself "Such a man as that
deserves the wishes!
I'll give 'em to him in spite 'imself! Now what would he
wish for? Why
money, of course! Everyone wants money. So, for his first
wish..I think he
would want to be a millionaire!
And second-let's make him a great golfer!
And last-ah! Let him have a wonderful sex life.
A month went by and the leprechaun spotted the man playing
on the course
again. He jumped out of a hole and yelled up to the man,
"Begorra...How ye
be doing?"
The man smiled and said "Hello, little friend. I am doing
just fine."
The leprechaun smiled back and said "And how's your money
situation, if you
don't mind my askin'?"
"It's funny you should ask," replied the man. "An uncle of
mine passed away
and left me a fortune!"
"Hah! Is that so? And how's yer golf game now?"
"It's an amazing thing," said the man. "For the past few
weeks I can't do
worse than two under par!"
"Sure, and that's wonderful!"
With a sly look, the leprechaun asked, "And how's yer sex
life?"
The man, obviously embarrassed, looked away and coughed,
"Well, it's fine.
Two or three times a month"
The leprechaun was aghast. "Two or three times a month?
That's horrible!"
The man looked up and said, "Actually, it's not bad for a
priest in a small
parish." |
