ALGORE I AM
> > >>Can we count them with our nose?
> > >>Can we count them with our toes?
> > >>Should we count them with a band?
> > >>Should we count them all by hand?
> > >>If I do not like the count,
> > >>I will simply throw them out!
> > >>I will not let this vote count stand,
> > >>I do not like them, ALGore I am!
> > >>
> > >>Can we change these numbers here?
> > >>Can we change them, calm my fears?
> > >>What do you mean Dubya has won?
> > >>That is not fair! It ruins my fun!
> > >>Let's count them upside down this time.
> > >>Let's count until the state is mine!
> > >>I will not let THIS vote count stand!
> > >>I do not like it, AlGore I am!
> > >>
> > >>I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
> > >>You have not heard the last of it!
> > >>I'll count the ballots one by one
> > >>And hold each up before the sun!
> > >>I'll count, recount, and count some more!
> > >>You'll grow to like this little chore!
> > >>I will not let this vote count stand!
> > >>I do not like it, AlGore I am!
> > >>
> > >>I won't leave office, stayin' here
> > >>I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
> > >>Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
> > >>Are telling me that I should SUE!
> > >>We find the Electoral College vile!
> > >>Recount the votes until WE smile!
> > >>We do not want this vote to stand!
> > >>We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!
> > >>
> > >>How shall we count THIS ballot box?
> > >>Let's count it standling in our socks!
> > >>Shall we count this one in a tree?
> > >>And who shall count it, you or me?
> > >>We cannot, cannot count enough!
> > >>We must not stop, we must be tough!
> > >>I do not want this vote to stand!
> > >>I do not like it, AlGore I am!
> > >>
> > >>I've counted till my fingers bleed
> > >>and still can't fulfill my counting need.
> > >>I'll count the tiles on the floor
> > >>and even count the ones next door!
> > >>And I will not say I am done
> > >>until the counting says I've WON!
> > >>I will not let this vote count stand!
> > >>I do not like it, AlGore I am!
> > >>
> > >>What's that? What? What's that you say?
> > >>You think the current count should....STAY?????
> > >>You do not like my counting scheme?
> > >>It makes you tense? Gives you bad dreams?
> > >>Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see!
> > >>Your only care should be for ME!
> > >>I will not let this vote count stand!
> > >>I do not like it, AlGore I am!
> > >>
> > >
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