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To: Denice who wrote (959)	9/11/1998 1:25:00 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) of 1035

>>1. Why do the dern birds still sing when I am having a bad day? They are either trying to cheer you up or piss you off even more. >>2. When no one is around and a tree falls, does it make a noise? Yes, but no one hears it. >>3. Why is a fire hot? So the saying, "if you play with fire you might get burned" makes sense. >>4. What happened to all the outhouses when they invented indoor plumbing? They became a motel franchise known as Best Western. >>5. Does the fridge light stay on or off when you close the door? It goes off, or otherwise your food would get hot. >>6. Why did Bambi's mom have to die? Dramamtic effect. >>7. If I buy a stock today why will it always fall the next day? Bad luck.

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