Obama has a dick
Correction - is a dick.
as opposed to Donny Douchebag
Women are on record about bj billy's manhood, or boyhood I should say - ask Paula Jones.
The key to Paula Jones' case is that the President exposed himself, writes John Carlin, and what she saw was not normal
The most tantalising mystery in American politics, barring possibly the identity of Watergate's "Deep Throat", was revealed last month when the US press obtained copies of the affidavit in which Ms Jones details what she claims to be the President's "distinguishing characteristics". These, she is reported to have said, amount to three. His erect penis is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter (a shade less than a 2p coin) and heads off at an angle, presumably rather like a finger bent at the joint.
Q. How long were you in the room before you first saw the governor's exposed penis?
A. Probably about five – between five and six or seven minutes.
Q. And how far were you away from the governor?
A. He sat down right beside me.
Q. So you were just a couple of feet away?
A. Not even that far, I don't think. He sat right down nearly on top of me.
Q. So he exposed himself while he was down on the seat with you; is that right?
A. As he was sitting down, he pulled his pants down.
Q. Oh, so you saw him pull his pants down?
A. As he sitting down, I mean, it was real quick.
Q. And he pulled his pants all the way down to his ankles?
A. I know I saw his legs, so I think either to his knees or his ankles. I don't know.
Q. Well, was his penis coming through his shorts or did he take his shorts off?
A. He took his whole pants off. He was naked from here to
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... the governor's penis went into his body? Did you look at the whole penis?
A. I just – no. I didn't get down there and examine it, but you could see what I saw from across the room. Standing completely across the room.
Q. How long would you say you looked at the penis?
A. Five seconds.
Q. Did he have his hands on it?
A. Yes. |
