Dear Sinner,
Unless you repent your sinful ways and promise never to stray from the fold, you will not inherit the kingdom of great riches bestoved upon all true followers of Intel.
Be on constant lookout for the traders, naysayers, doom and gloomers, for they will only lead you astray. Remember, only the straight and narrow path preached by the true Church of Intel, will guide you onward to great riches!
The pain and suffering you have endured for having sacrificed 1000 INTCW two days ago for 112 1/4, when today it closed at 120 3/4, is just punishment for you and all traders that so callously handles the jewels entrusted to them by our Church.
I am glad to hear, however, that you are still on the Intel rocket train although your role has been somewhat diminished! During the last few days of this incredible journey, traders and other sinners have left the Intel fold. They are doomed to eternal damnation and poverty, unless they repent and climb back onboard. The ride of a lifetime!
Yes, with all the powers bestowed in me, I declare that you have suffered enough and that the sins you confessed to have been forgiven.
Go yee forth and sin no more!
piously humble carl
Church of Intel
PS: The humble one's portfolio increased 10% today; YTD up 52%; 148% to go, and 11 months to get there. |
