<Now tell me...What kind of gun are you going to buy. >
Wow UncleWest, this'll be so cool! I've always loved fires, explosions and missiles, [from stones to rockets to the moon].
I think I'll get a .22, a shotgun, an automatic gun like a Kalashnikov, which has a great name. I'd love a few Stingers and maybe one of those Tomahawks [I can't afford the really good stuff].
Growing up in Mangere, I was a fully paid up member of a Bomb Club. It's been decades of drought. The nearest thing to a missile I have these days is whacking a golf ball a couple of hundred metres and driving a car at a mind-numbingly slow pace under the ever-watchful eye of revenue-raising police, who are far too busy to catch murderers, rapists, burglars, thugs and madmen.
Let's get guns into everyone's hands around the world and we'll really enjoy some freedom!
It's pathetic in New Zealand. We aren't even allowed double-happies now, let alone sky rockets [these are small fireworks as in Guy Fawkes day]. A double happy is a time-honored little cracker [which is not a racist term]. They go Bang. A little bang. Not allowed!
Our freedoms have gone. I want fire, explosives, guns and missiles. I'm not even allowed an outdoor fire anymore. Not even allowed the timeless ritual of burning old branches and stuff in the backyard incinerator [makes the air smokey].
Bonfires, with accelerants, explosions and rockets were so much fun.
Please could the USA liberate New Zealand now. It's suffocating. It's like having a Mummy all the time watching us, even though we are all growed up. India votes for poverty and we vote for Mummy to run our lives.
Pathetic!
Where do I sign up for a gun, bomb and rocket? I've got a USA debit card.
Mqurice
PS: No wonder the young adults are all drunk and drugged these days and stuck in front of video screens. At least it's abstract freedom, if not real, from the bossy-britches government busy-bodies. |
