Layoffs
An executive was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one staff. He had narrowed it down to two people, Mary and Jack. The decision for which one was hard to make as they were both equally senior, equally qualified, and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water fountain first was the one he would choose.
Mary came in the next day and was dreadfully hungover, she had really been partying the night before. She went over to the water fountain to get some water to take with her aspirin, when the executive approached her and said "Mary, I have never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Mary replied, "You'll have to jack off, I have a hell of a headache." |
