Well, Richnorth: I just had my daily conversation with God. God told me that he was quite happy with the Misguided States of America and that He had belatedly forgiven us for practicing great restraint in that peiod between 1776-1800, when we refrained from including Canada in our original Declaration of Independence.
You see, God said that he did not want to unduly depress Old King George in view of the fact that he was a descendant, royally speaking, of Good King James who was kind enough to have God's Word transformed into good Shakespearian English in that wonderful edition of the Holy Writ known as the King James Version.
As for the ". . .maelstrom of filth, BS, cowpies, and tit-for-tats . . .", God has informed me that he takes pleasure in seeing his creatures using words and epithets rather than brick-bats, stun guns, and other crowd-control devices similar to those used between the Irish Catholics and Protestants in their continuing disagreements and disputations. (Of course, you and I both know that Canadians, although privileged to live in what was once a proud member of the British Empire, would NEVER stoop to any kind of force, verbal or otherwise, to make its point, being the perfect ladies and gentlemen that you are).
And I don't think that I am late in my prediction. I made it on the Internet, not behind some private pulpit. Either of the Pats can peddle their own brands of prognostication but I have copyrighted mine.
Cheers!
PS Have you finished all of the Beer that disappeared from that Ontario province? |
