Count me in ! If I leave now I could be there by sundown.
We all need a good laugh every once in a while, I've bookmarked the
"JOKES" thread and would like to share todays little doosey with you guys:
To: +treetopflier (779 )
From: +btoll Friday, Oct 16 1998 12:00AM ET
Reply # of 780
A zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few
weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to
handle.
Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem: she was
in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed
Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Now Burl was rumored to possess ample ability to satisfy any
female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought
they might entice Burl to satisfy the female gorilla.
They approached him with a proposition: would he be willing to
screw the gorilla for $500?
Burl: I might be interested. Let me think it over.
He entered the zoo administrators' office the following day.
Burl: I accept your offer, but with 3 conditions:
1st, I don't want to have to kiss her.
2nd, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result.
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but
inquired about the 3rd condition?
Burl: Well, you've gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500.
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