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To: Karin who wrote (2224)	6/6/1999 8:37:00 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (2) of 2733

Signs You Aren't Getting Any Younger Your back goes out more often that you do. You are proud of your lawn mower. You can go bowling without drinking. You throw a party and the neighbors don't even know. Your ears are hairier than your head. You're asleep - but others are worried that you are dead... You can live without sex, but not without glasses. You sing along with elevator music. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. People call at 9:00 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. You take a metal detector to the beach. You get into heated discussions about pension plans.

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