Dddddoooccctorss
Guy walks into the doctor's office and says, DDDDDoc, I've beeeeen sturrrering for yeeears, and IIII'm tired of it. Caaaan yoooou helllp me?
The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on."So he examines him, and says, "Well I think I know what the problem is."
The guy says, "Weeell wwwhat is it, dddoc?
Doc says, "Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal cords.Guy says, "Wwwaat caaan we dddo?
Doc says, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.
Guy says, "Doooo it!"
The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on.
"The doc says, "Nope.....A ddddeal's a dddddeal!!!"
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