Jed, Ah agrees witcha, ef et ain't injoyaBL den et ain't wurth doin, unless of course ets sumpin fer a good cause or wen ya havs no choice, when all ya kin say is "Ya Buck Up and Ya Take It".
Pleez tell Blue to have a great time throwin' back demdar Big'Uns fronta da tourists!! Makes demdar Big'Uns harder ta catch nex time too, LOL!!! An ta hav fun fixin up his'uns noo mountain cabins!! An' enjoyin da bes stuf dat God gav us'ns, frens, fresh air, a campfire, food fer da pickin, trees, flowirs, da ani-mules an da bugs an da fishes, singin loud as ya want ta get da echo, (respecfulee remindin you'uns, don't fergit yer harmonica dis time, Jed) an almos bes of all da bee-yoo-tiful starry nites wit no lectric lites ta spoil it an God's face dere an ya jes hafta ask ta see it an den looky up.
Hope Blue has a great trip, and you'll help us watch the market as always, right Jed?
(Please remind Blue also, that I could use the autopilot range settings, along with any Ticker Card Instructions or Longitudinals, but if he's too busy to give 'em it's not necessary but optimum).
Jed, ah wenta da beach tday aftur mah pointment, an et wuz reel nice. Ah brot mah beachcloz an changd from da suit an heels ah hadta ware mighty quik. Aftur ah got doze awl wet an sandloggd, ah changed into anudder dry shorts out-fit fer da ride home. Ah COLEektd sum purdy shells, but fergot em onda beach by da MudWaller - ah wuz laffin.
Ah burned mah feets on da hot sand, but dats da way et goes da first few hot daze til da bottoms of mah feets gits lak shooz so ah kin walk barefut on dat hotsand an evin on demdar slippry roks got dem barnakls onem an stuf. Ah laks ta do dat. Demdar shooz 4 slipry onda roks witda seaweed onem An-EE-way. Dere no good by da ocean cuz dey
skeer da tideline critters away and meks da seegulls laff atcha. I gits IN-sulted wen da seegulls laffs at me. Ets diffrunt wen we'uns es playin an we laff togethr..ah luv dat. Ah foun a Big'Un ta play mah favrit game Callit MUD WALLER togithr. Ahl tellya bout it...Win ah seez a gull sqoooshin his'n feet roun en hiz'un favrit Mud Waller by da tideline, ah gots ta chase him away frum it an' squoosh mah feet in it mahself! Ah didn fergit ta Komplimint King Gull on his choysea spots. Y'see, da udder gulls been hangin roun waitin fer himta finish but he ain't lettinem play in his'un Mud Waller. Ets reel fun, Da Big Gull don't gits mad A-Tall, he be luvinit!! An da udder gulls respekts dat A Human choze dere Mud Waller ovir alla rest of 'em on da beach! Onceya do dat, Yer in wit doze gulls an dey'll rekkanize ya later an say Hi in dere own way, mebbe even land a sooveneer on yer Yankees Cap forya ef you'rn lucky. Mebbe aftir awhile ets a gud idea ta carries onea demdar Bumbershoots an use it as a sheeld.
Mah feets r betr now, gotem in cool watr with sum icetea init. Icetea in a bathtub'll cura Sunburn too, didja nodat? Yep, nomore pain, an it turns frum red ta tan fastir too. Givit a try nextime ef you'uns gits a sunburn. Da Tea gotta be like Grannys plane homade tea frum Tbags, no shugr R lemin R kemmikuls, or it'llbe OW fer you'uns!!
Butchew noo dat problee.
Dats da wae et goes alwaze, yep....ya gots ta giv up sumpin ta getcher REE-wards. Whithur ets gettin seegulls ta set a spell, or heerin sum stuff dat demdar WS tipes wooden besayin roun udder stockly-tipe folks...Ya gots ta blend yersef in do as Romans're doin lika kameelyen. Lak dem WStreeterz do on SillyconeINvestir but dey ushooly windup stickin out. Dey're jest tryin ta geta grip on da Nets is all, Poor Thangs, or be maNIPyoolatin sumpin R udder.
So we'uns is even-Steven, cuz sumtims ah laks ta blendin roun dem WSers too, jest reed mah quarter paprbak awl by mahself at da brekfus or lunch place where dem WallStreet tipes lak ta go an tawk bout dere stock manipulayshuns an gossup B4 dey gits awn da train ta NooYawkCity or goze back home ta dere puterside perches. Ah Promise Yew dey nevvir SUS-pekt ah play Internet Stocks an hang around Techride!! Ah look lak no wun who wood evir unnerstan whut dere tawkin about, wen ahm eatin mah French Toast Special nex to dem.
Ah yooshooly learns alot, hittin da rite place at da rite time.
Ah lurnd 3 eddukashunal thangs today....
1) Demdar kneeboard surfers're still prayin' fer wavs dis afturnoon,
but got ta admit its gettin better, gettin better alla time.
2) Da seegulls wuz laffin at me hoppin on da hot sand ta gits ta datdere water but dey still cameneer me, an respektin me "Much Obliged" fer choozin ta cool mah feets in dere Mud Waller. Whut ah lurnd frum dis'un is dat Our Techride Internet Stocks R our own MudWaller. If Mr. Big wants ta cool his'un feets init, we shud be kompliminted dat he choze Rs as Da Best One steada sum udder sector.
When Mr. Big es finished wit it an moovs along, we gits back in da waller es how et wurks. Awl et takes ta fix it up cozy agin is ta stomp roun in it fer jus a little while, is awl. An be shoor an leev soovenirs on his cap as he goze along so he nose he'uns is rekkanized withur R not he wantstabe.
3) Wen ah wuz eavsdroppin awn WallStreeters, (jes a quiet ladee in motherly beach cloze readin' a paprback ovur da EarlyBirdSpecial) my ears perked up wen deze suits checkd dere wireless gizmo an den startid inta tawkin bout Internet Stocks an "START ME UP" of da Rally.
I gots da Proof of what Blue said about dem knowin' nuttin bout Internet Stocks, fer alla Techride to EN-Joy!! Looky hyar....
Dey knew nuttin' bout Internet Stocks, but dey Wisht Dey Did, an' Dey Said So!!!! Dey sed da Sektir gots no DISsipline an ets moovs R not Conformin ta da proper MBA stuf dey learnd. Dey sed ets allin da hands a demdar AMAtchoors who dunnohow ta Invest an wen ta buy & sell so da markit onem don't go up 'n down lak et duz. Dey didn lak dat.
Dey sed da bes efforts a da brokirs an moneemakirs cain't stopit.
Dey sed et teks 2 much time ta do da DD on proBUB-ILLytees frum demdar Skittery Internet, den dey talked bout dat Ole Tulip Bulb Thang agin an how peepuls r gonna be stuck when da bubbl busts. Dey sed ets not investin ets gamblin. Dey also were wunnerin huccome dere showin earnings earlyer den anEEwunadem thot dey wood. Dey sed dere mite be sumpin to et, lookit da ob-SEEN profits dese AMAtchoors makin.
Dey sed ets Sick'nin an sed ets all cuza dat ad bout da truck driver guy dat owns de island cuza internet investin. Dey sed da Decent Old Houses still don allow dat kinda Investin. I think dey thought ya hadta gitun Internet Brokerage ta be fast enuf forem Nets or sumpin.
(Almos bit my tongue, Jed, ta keepfrum blowindereminds tellinem Merrill Lynch lets me DO WHAT I WANT, & HELPS ME). But ah kep quiet.
Yep, Blue wuz Right. Dey're Not Pritindin Ta Not Unnerstand It. Dey Really DON'T GIT IT. An ah thanks dats dublplusgood fer us'ns Techriders!
Manya Demdar 909s 2 You'uns Pals,
Joanie
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