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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (868)6/9/1999 12:20:00 AM
From: Vision21  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
>SOUTHERN EXPRESSIONS......
>
>Exclamations:
> "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
> "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
>
>Threats:
> "I'll slap you so hard, when you wake up your clothes will be outta style."
> "This'll jar your preserves."
> "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"
>
>Good Things/Compliments:
> "Cute as a sack full of puppies."
> "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help
> me enjoy it."
> "Gooder than grits."
>
>The Weather:
> "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
> "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
> Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."
>
>Descriptions:
> A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."
> When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."
> If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
> "He ran like his feet was on fire and his a$$ was catchin."
> A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering
>crap on a marble floor."
>
>Insults:
> "She's uglier than homemade soap."
> "Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale
>to be weighed, it said 'To be continued'."
> "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the
>way down."
> "Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
> "The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
> Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless
>his/her heart."
> She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart.
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