> > > > > >A couple was golfing one day on a very,
> > very exclusive golf
> > > > > > >course,lined with million dollar houses.
> > On the third tee the
> > > > husband
> > > > > > said,
> > > > > > >'Honey, be very careful when you drive the
> > ball- don't knock out
> > > > any
> > > > > > windows.
> > > > > > >It'll cost us a fortune to fix.'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >The wife teed up and shanked it right
> > through the window of the
> > > > biggest
> > > > > > >house on the course. The husband cringed
> > and said, 'I told you to
> > > > watch
> > > > >out
> > > > > > >for the houses! Alright, let's go up there,
> > apologize and see how
> > > > much
> > > > >this
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > >going to cost.'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >They walked up, knocked on the door, and
> > heard a voice say, 'Come
> > > > on
> > > > >in.'
> > > > > > >They opened the door and saw glass all over
> > the floor and a broken
> > > > >bottle
> > > > > > >lying on its side in the foyer. A man on
> > the couch said, 'Are you
> > > > the
> > > > > > people
> > > > > > >that broke my window?'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >'Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.' the husband
> > replied.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >'No, actually I want to thank you- I'm a
> > genie that was trapped for
> > > > a
> > > > > > >thousand years in that bottle. You've
> > released me. I'm allowed
> > > > to
> > > > >grant
> > > > > > >three wishes- I'll give you each one wish,
> > and I'll keep the last
> > > > one
> > > > >for
> > > > > > >myself.'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >'OK, great!' the husband said. ' I want a
> > million dollars a year
> > > > for the
> > > > > > rest
> > > > > > >of my life.' 'No problem-it's the least I
> > could do. And you, what
> > > > do
> > > > >you
> > > > > > >want?' the genie said, looking at the wife.
> > 'I want a house in
> > > > every
> > > > > > country
> > > > > > >of the world,' she said. 'Consider it
> > done,' The genie replied.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >'And what's your wish, genie?', the husband
> > said. 'Well, since I've
> > > > been
> > > > > > >trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex
> > with a woman in a
> > > > thousand
> > > > >years.
> > > > > > >My wish is to sleep with your wife.'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >The husband looks at the wife and said,
> > 'Well, we did get a lot of
> > > > money
> > > > > > >and all those houses, honey. I guess I
> > don't care.'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >The genie took the wife upstairs and
> > ravished her for two hours.
> > > > After
> > > > >it
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > >over, the genie rolled over, looked at the
> > wife, and said, 'How old
> > > > is
> > > > >your
> > > > > > >husband, anyway?' '35.' she replied.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >'And he still believes in genies - that's
> > amazing.'
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