How do you tell an "OLD FRANKLIN INVESTOR"?
Easy... They talk like this:
We, the membews of the venewabwe Diwty Dozen, command you to NEVEW seww youw shawes, because, tomowwow, (in the vewy distant futuwe), you wiww see the wewawds of youw wooooooong patience....
De pwice of FMC wiww go fwom about $2.00 to about... weww, wet's see now, if we considew that, the need fow tawking on the tewephone is measuwed in chit-chat-minutes, the studies show, that at weast it wiww weach, somewhewe nowf of $2.25, in about 5 yeaws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! ... not bad, not bad.... |
