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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Ian@SI who wrote (2243)6/10/1999 2:14:00 PM
From: Brian Donohue  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
I was driving home from the beach yesterday when a seagull
struck my windshield and got tangled in the wiper blade. I
turned the wipers on, but the dead seagull was still stuck
there, obscuring my vision. I rolled down the window, reached
out and knocked the carcass off. It tumbled over the roof and
hit the fender of the car behind me, which happened to be
driven by a state trooper. He pulled me over and began writing
me a ticket for being a public nuisance. I told him I didn't
mean to do anything wrong. He said I should never have flipped
him the bird.
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