Me too, dude. All out. All they rent you tempo like is dullsville. Maybe that's a bidness field for us.
I hate to admit it, but the idea of zooming around the countryside in one of those, with a mini fridge, really didn't bother me much. I'm an adaptor, you know.
Lotsa times I've been on even paved trails looking for a place to sit down. You can even put your feet up. Cozy, man. Carry cash and a stowed urinal and you got everything a man needs.
It's relaxin'. And don't forget the blue-sticker parking spaces.
A little parasol, a walkman, blanket, binoculars ~ wow!
Then we can get into customizing........
I might start with some quasi-official looking unidentified light bar and sound effect generators, and a swing-out laptop IP connect. You can also get away with super-soaking people. (Who's going to mess with a guy in a wheelchair?)
Just like home, with better scenery and fresh air.
Half the time, it's the best seat in the house.
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